Monthly Archive for: ‘February, 2013’
Fat, Hyper & Stupid
The overall shittiness of contemporary American parenting never ceases to amaze me. A medical journal with the spelling bee nightmare of a…→ Continue Reading
Relationship Status
Facebook has really had a huge impact on the way we handle our relationships, hasn’t it? I hate that fucking …
Read MoreStop! Take That Crap Off Of Your Resume
So you’re feeling hot because you’re looking for a new job. You have years of experience, awesome references and tons …
Read MoreKenyan Boy’s Invention Scares Off Lions
We all have problems, man. We all have to cross troubled waters sometimes and deal with figuring out where our …
Read MoreVideo: Kid Power Lifts His Body Weight
It’s a short video of a short guy, but he’s got plenty of gusto. The kid—that can’t be more than …
Read MoreMYO Promises To Turn You Into A Jedi
Gesture control has been a contentious aspect of tech development. Nintendo pioneered motion control with the Wii remote, and Microsoft …
Read MoreWal-Mart To Add Health Kiosks In 2,500 Stores
As if it isn’t enough of a one-stop shop already, Wal-Mart is planning to install consumer health kiosks in thousands …
Read MoreMacy’s CEO Dukes It Out With Martha Stewart
Macy’s chief executive Terry Lundgren is so pissed at Martha Stewart that he actually testified against her in court on …
Read MoreThe Battle Against Piracy Continues
Pirates are assholes. If they’re not hassling Peter Pan, they’re taking over French yachts or worst of all, bootlegging Hollywood …
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